Not So Serious Quotes and Things to Smile About

I suppose this sign doesn’t apply to you folks in Colorado or Washington State anymore…

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

1. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -George Carlin –

2. “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” – Carl Jung

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3. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people. -Anonymous

4. “I used to be indecisive.  Now I’m not sure.” – Anonymous

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5. “What do you call a chicken crossing the road?”

“Poultry in motion.” – Laffy Taffy

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6. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katherine Hepburn

7. “There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.” – Lawrence Welk

8. “He’s all Kumbaya…”- Leanne Tilby

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9. “Have fun storming the castle.” – The Princess Bride

10. “I really can’t think about kissing when I’ve got a rebellion to incite,” – Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

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2 thoughts on “Not So Serious Quotes and Things to Smile About

  1. Leanne

    Awww, I made your funny quote post!!!! 😀

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