I’ve been cold for so long I think I’ll never be warm again. But I’ve been sitting in this sink filled with cold water for a few hours and the frost is starting to give a bit under my wings. I’m ready for some fresh water.
The other turkeys said it would be awful to get roasted, but I can’t wait. It will feel so good to get my legs warmed up, my insides heated, my skin nice and brown.
I always knew I was destined to be an Arizona Snow Bird basking in the warmth, admired, respected, desired, craved, saved. I’m a happy bird.
Make sure your bird is a happy one by clicking on the following related links:
- Vegan Holiday Turkey Alternative from PETA (bluemoonpersonaltraining.com)